How to get ahead in advertising

[aceofkittens]

My favorite slogan right now is on my box of crackers: "Triscuit fills you, but not with regret!"

Hmm, I beg to differ. I would totally regret eating that whole box of Triscuits! :) And Wheat Thins... just because it has "Thin" in the name, doesn't mean I should eat the whole box either. I'm just saying. But I'm not listening!

Stupid crackers.

Oh well. Let's discuss all our favorite ads, commercials, and slogans. I want to hear about funny things. Dance, monkeys, dance!

Comments

[saladbar.livejournal.com]

Something about wheat thins...you can't stop eating them.

Triscuits? No flavor.

[cohen7.livejournal.com]

that's why triscuits are vehicles for things like cheese and other little treats! :) my grandma always gave us triscuits.

[saladbar.livejournal.com]

Is this the same grandma you tried to give a tampon to?

[cohen7.livejournal.com]

the same :)

[aceofkittens.livejournal.com]

I know. I can eat two boxes of Wheat Thins and not even notice.

My gay boyfriend makes little "Triscuit Pizzas." They're yummy!