In honor of Pride...

I’m tired of boys who make me cry
They cheat on me and tell me lies
I want a love that will never stray
When he sees other girls he looks away
And if he never kisses me, that’s alright
Because we can just cuddle all night

Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I don’t really care that you are queer
Gay boyfriend, gay boyfriend
I never feel lonely when you are near
La-la-la-la

-"Gay Boyfriend," by The Ukes of Hazzard
(Buy the DVD!)
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It's been way too long since day drinking happened. It must happen again, and soon.

Also, I thought I'd declare amnesty day for those of you who I *know* aren't actually reading my LJ. Just set me free already. I won't be offended when you de-friend me. Of course, you'll never read this, but if you ever do, just remember: yes, I do mean you.