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I'm drinking red wine. Some of you know why this is a BAD IDEA.

Daryl is here cooking us dinner!!!

We're watching the GNR videos. Axl used to be so young and hot. What happened?

P.S. I may be really drunk. And I would drunk dial all of you, BUT my phone is dead. It's in two pieces... again.

ETA: toastmantom, this is for you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsJDK9MCCYs

The week thus far:

- Monday after long weekend is full of fail
- Work is continually kicking my ass
- Scheduled 30 minute dental work on Tuesday morning lasts nearly 2 hours
- Unexpected inability to chew anything without pain for the rest of the day
+ Driving down to Anaheim to see takeitez
++ ETA: forgot the very important point of MATCHING RITE-AID HOODIE POWER!
- My phone doesn't work down there
++ Drinks with takeitez
+ Liquid potato with takeitez
+ rxw sneakily calls us on invisiblebf's phone
+ Drunken spontaneous decision to go to Disneyland at 9 p.m.
++ Drunken Disney adventures
++ "WE'RE IN TWITTER COUNTRY!"
+++ takeitez is tricked into sitting in the very front on Splash Mountain. Ha Ha!
- Being very wet in our pants at 10:30 p.m. after Splash Mountain
- Matterhorn was not that much fun
- Home at like 1:40 a.m.
----- Having to go to work this morning

It was probably all the alcohol we had last night, but I had some spectacularly awful nightmares. And it really shouldn't have been like that, because we watched Ratatouille and various scenes from the LOTR movies, but no, instead of processing it into cute dreams about rats and LOTR porn, my brain decided to delight me with some viscerally painful stuff. Let's just say that the LEAST painful of these dreams involved me driving a motorcycle that was manual transmission (I know... what?!) and then crashing it somewhere in downtown LA and skidding on my face along the pavement. I'd say this dream was because Chip was biting my face to get me to feed him, but I was already awake for that.

Shockingly, we didn't feel so great this morning, but because white people like farmers' markets, invisiblebf and I forced ourselves out of the house and walked over to the farmers' market down the street. Amongst other things, I bought a yam. Help me out here, pokiedot & fairyarmadillo, how long does it take to cook one of those? ;)

On the walk over and back, we rehashed what happened last night. invisiblebf encapsulated it perfectly: "It's hard to recreate the evening without the trail of text messages."

Noooooo kidding.

Happy New Year!

( SomeThoughts from SomeEcards )

See you next year! :)

Last week proved to be a very long one and I kept meaning to update and never did. I had lots happen and yet no motivation whatsoever to blog about it. I'll try to do a summary. With 2 photos.

( Week in Summary )

I wonder if I can blame the excruciating "charley horse" cramp that woke me up at like 7 a.m. on dehydration due to excessive drinking... :)

I wonder why I'm shooting myself in the foot by staying up so late. It's going to be a looooong work week.

drpearce reminded me about Modern Drunkard Magazine. It's a gem. I went back to the site, which I haven't visited for a while, and suddenly saw that they're having a convention in Vegas this summer!!! I don't usually need a reason to go to Vegas, but this seems like a good excuse (details about the convention are here.

So — is anyone interested in going? :)

[Poll #711982]

Sadly, I am not inspired to post about anything. There's not a lot of internet access here right now and I'm spending my time huddled under blankets (business as usual). I've been hanging out with some cool cats and drinking my liver into a stupor (business as usual). Making plans is difficult and complicated (business as usual).

In an exciting twist, I've broken out something fierce (yay, facial blemishes!) and haven't bought most of my NYE gifts either. You may just be getting a big smile from me as your gift this holiday season.

Well, I wish I had some kind of intriguing "year's end" thought process, but I don't. I plan to make the same resolution as always: to floss.

One of these days, I'll actually post the giant 4 page entry about my recent exploits.

Until that time, here's a picture of me from a few weeks ago in my natural state. Enjoy!

This is going to be one of those boring ramble-a-thons.

The weekend is technically over, though actually I am not sure. The clock on Crunchy II (like most of Crunchy II) is whacked. At one point, it was lagging about 45 minutes, now it suddenly has sped up and is fast. Oh, well, not really important.

( I need a new computer. )

( Frivolous Friday... )

( Strange Saturday... )

( Sleepy Sunday... )

Anyway... I've camped out here for long enough.