Very Important Costume Dilemma

I am going to a costume party in a couple of weeks and I haven't a clue what to be. Mind you, I have giant trunks full of Victorian and Renaissance clothing, but I don't consider that "appropriate" to wear to a costume party. I need something new... something fresh! In the recent past, I've dressed up as a Spider Baby ("it's got the head of a baby and the body of a spider!") and a cheap French hooker. This year, I can't seem to come up with a good idea. I need your help! Oh, and I'm lazy. So it can't be high effort. Have at it!

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Can't wait to see what you all come up with. I live for these moments! ;)