The mysteries of my universe...

I wish I knew the answers to the following important questions:

Why do I keep buying exercise videotapes? I can't follow them to save my life. I feel like such a moron when I can't keep up! Why? Why do I keep buying them??

Does anyone else like to eat bread and hot mustard sandwiches? For breakfast?

Will I ever get past level 7 in Yahoo! Pop & Drop?!!

Sigh... :)