How to get ahead in advertising

My favorite slogan right now is on my box of crackers: "Triscuit fills you, but not with regret!"

Hmm, I beg to differ. I would totally regret eating that whole box of Triscuits! :) And Wheat Thins... just because it has "Thin" in the name, doesn't mean I should eat the whole box either. I'm just saying. But I'm not listening!

Stupid crackers.

Oh well. Let's discuss all our favorite ads, commercials, and slogans. I want to hear about funny things. Dance, monkeys, dance!

Be afraid, Be very afraid!

I got a free webcam from work. This is terrifying and wonderful. I've never had a webcam. What should I do with it? Help me out, gentle readers!!!

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Also, I have absolutely no idea how to make a webcam broadcast webby goodness into webland. Please explain. Thanks!