MrrrBrr

[aceofkittens]

Well, the new anus hasn't started off with a bang. Ha, ha, I just had to say that.

I'm bleh. The mean girl cat peed all over my room again today (my mom tries to defend her, but I just can't see any of the other cats doing it), and I can still smell it. Of course, earlier this anus, my mom's ill-fated experiment in home brewing exploded violently in our so-called "wine cellar" in the garage. And I can still smell that too! Yeast and pee -- two great olfactory sensations that go great together.

The good news is, I finally brushed my hair for the first time this anus, so it's no longer turning into one giant dreadlock/nest for small woodland creatures.

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No woman no cry

[ronyona.livejournal.com]

Why do new anuses, so full of .. promise .. turn out to be just as shitty as old ones?

That's not entirely true, I guess; but almost!

Maybe mean girl cat is trying to show you who rules the roost. Have you tried controlling her food? Not starving her, but making it clear that the food she eats comes from you? It works with dogs...

and men... ;0

[secretagentmoof]

Aw. I was hoping to build a treehouse in your hair.

i too

[rozezz.livejournal.com]

was hoping for trees
but i sure like what i got
(just her cybervoice)

i think it was a song i once heard that did it for me first
something about
how the trick isn't having what you want, but wanting what you've got

so in the absence of small woodland creatures
um
rock

Pictures of YOU, baby!

[jarnauga.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! There's nothing like having your wiz run a scene for you, and right when things grow exciting, she's forced to go deal with yet /another/ pee puddle. Nasty! Good thing for my wolf that you took things in stride, or I'd be in big trouble now. ;)

Of course, now the mental picture I have of you racing off to deal with this unholy mess is made even worse by the addition of small furry creaures nesting in your tangled tresses. Mmmm, dreadlocky goodness!