Times like these
Apr. 30th, 2005 04:39 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
It's usually around 4 a.m. when I get the uncontrollable urge to cut off all of my hair with construction paper scissors.
Instead, I baked this pie. I like to call it the "Peace Pie." Want a piece of peace pie? Ho ho. Naturally, I think I burned it. Fuck you, Peace Pie!

Instead, I baked this pie. I like to call it the "Peace Pie." Want a piece of peace pie? Ho ho. Naturally, I think I burned it. Fuck you, Peace Pie!

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Date: 2005-04-30 03:44 pm (UTC)P.S. You need to kidnap the orange kitty and run away to a better apartment. :)
i like pie,..
Date: 2005-04-30 01:33 pm (UTC)Let them eat cake
Date: 2005-04-30 03:40 pm (UTC)what symbol
Date: 2005-04-30 03:45 pm (UTC)Re: what symbol
Date: 2005-04-30 05:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-30 02:17 pm (UTC)Let's eat a few pieces of Peace Pie before we board the Peace Train.
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Date: 2005-04-30 03:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-30 04:24 pm (UTC)Perhaps when I am an old woman in need of medicinal treatment I will venture west.
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Date: 2005-04-30 05:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-30 09:19 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2005-04-30 03:22 pm (UTC)Also, you probably don't have 20 pounds of flour rotting on your kitchen floor... I've got to do something with that shit to justify the $5 I spent on it! :)
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Date: 2005-04-30 03:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-30 04:26 pm (UTC)I don't bake either. It requires precision and following a recipe. I like to take 2-5 recipes and synthesize. That does not work when creating a muffin.
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Date: 2005-04-30 05:44 pm (UTC)hmmmmmmmmm pie
Date: 2005-04-30 04:07 pm (UTC)Ace of demon kitten pups?
Re: hmmmmmmmmm pie
Date: 2005-04-30 05:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-30 04:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-30 06:27 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-30 07:43 pm (UTC)Give pie a chance!
Date: 2005-04-30 08:09 pm (UTC)Maybe I can give you some baking lessons. The thing is, you just throw things in a tin and stick it in an oven. Usually at like, 375. For a while. Then you take it out and eat it. It's like magic! I'll teach your girls how to bake too. Something easy, like eclairs.
Re: Give pie a chance!
Date: 2005-04-30 08:10 pm (UTC)How do you not forget that there is something cooking at 375?
Re: Give pie a chance!
Date: 2005-04-30 08:14 pm (UTC)— "Didn't you say your pie had to be in there for an hour?"
— "Yes. At least an hour."
— "Well, it's been an hour and a half."
— "....BAWK!!!"
:)
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Date: 2005-05-01 06:41 am (UTC)nice pie!
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Date: 2005-05-01 08:38 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-05-01 04:16 pm (UTC)american pie
Date: 2005-05-02 05:33 am (UTC)What a beautiful metaphor it would be...not only in the baking, but in the distribution!
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Date: 2005-05-02 08:47 pm (UTC)