aceofkittens

It has been a very long time since your trusted servant aceofkittens last went through the torment of bra shopping. (And I didn't even buy any back then!) At this point, I've achieved "Critical tits," in that all my bras are so old and worn out that I have to wear two pairs at once to get any sort of support.

Yesterday, I gritted my teeth and set out to buy some new bras. I figured I would call upon the licensed bra-ologists at certain key retail establishments and hopefully come out the other side of this fierce battle with at least one decent piece of boob-support.

Apparently, a memo has been issued that all bras must henceforth be hideously ugly as well as unspeakably expensive. Also, three different stores = three different bra measurements. My amazing telescoping boobs are working overtime.

So, the "department store" bra-shopping experiment was a total bust. Pun intended. Tonight, I will go to (c)Ross Dress For Less. The bras are just as ugly there, but at least they don't cost you your monthly salary.

A lousy end to a lousy weekend. I'm still sick as a dog and have to work all week. My entire body hurts. And now I discover that I seem to have lost my best bra. I just got it and it fit perfectly. That is so unfair. :( Ah well, life sucks.

In the meantime, I've got a new name for the cat. I now call her "Barnacle Betty," because she's so clingy. Here she is with some friends, cut for your pleasure:

( Lobster, Starfish, and Barnacle )

Off to bed.